J'aime beaucoup le jus d'orange
Ask me anything
I like orange juice.
(when mixed with vodka)
I'm 19. I look like an ugly 12 year old. I like Hello Kitty and spending too much money. I hate hot weather. I can't say the word "curtain". I'm good at wearing nothing but black and gray and living on nothing but orange juice, pastries, and coffee for weeks at a time. I know enough French to order a baguette.
(when mixed with vodka)
I'm 19. I look like an ugly 12 year old. I like Hello Kitty and spending too much money. I hate hot weather. I can't say the word "curtain". I'm good at wearing nothing but black and gray and living on nothing but orange juice, pastries, and coffee for weeks at a time. I know enough French to order a baguette.
Watching movies with Mom
| Mom: | Joni, what does queef mean? |
| Mom: | Is it something really embarrassing then? |
| Mom: | I'm going to look it up. |
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desireneverleaves said:
hahaha!
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xanderbander92 said:
I can’t wait for the sequel, “Searching for Blue Waffles”
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